Wednesday, October 24, 2007

My New Best Friend.




Once upon a time, a magical sauce descended from the heavens to provide me with sensational spice and robust flavor. The Queen summoned the delicacy as a gift to her people, and now I am sharing in the festivities. This hot chili sauce is able to turn any dish into a masterpiece.

White rice? You know it.
Egg noodles? Best believe it.
Spaghetti sauce? Good enough to drink.

My new chili sauce friend and I are at the stage in our relationship where we begin to get adventurous. You know - busting out the kinky stuff.

Tea and biscuits? Tea and hot sauce. Biscuits are for the weak.
Pints of beer? Pints of sauce, please. You have it on tap, right?
Fish and chips? Screw the vinegar, give me the chili sauce before someone gets hurt.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you do know you can get that chili sauce at noodles & co and even target...right?

miss ya! hope you're having an awesome time.

Dan said...

Yeah, but this is the first time I've had to resort to it to provide all of my flavoring. I can't afford food with natural flavoring.

Miss you too, hope you're liking Columbia!